WORLD GAME Everything's free here. If I want sweets I can just take them. I have ten bikes and motorbikes. I also have twenty pairs of training shoes. The trouble is, when I come home I can't go to bed because there are about twenty people in my house. So there is a problem. So really you can't have anything because everyone takes something for nothing. John People grow on the trees they are green like leaves in the winter they fall off trees then they can walk about when they die they shrivel and vanish into the ground Kelly This is a backward island: everybody walks backward; instead of people drinking a drink they spit it in the glass. When you rob a bank here, you give them money. If somebody punches you, your scares vanish. They wear pyjamas all day and a shell-suit in bed. Tony Smith Everything here is round even the roofs and houses even shoes, boxes are round. All the furniture is round all the bread is round, but my football is square. Carl Dennet Everything is made of cotton wool: when you fall over you will not hurt yourself. The roads are white and cosy, when you lie on the floor it is like lying on a bed. Shivone My country is called Frazil. It is a very snobby country. Everyone has eyes in the side of their head so that if anyone decides to attack them they will be prepared. The buildings are odd. The animals' heads are at the back of them so if they get fleas in their tails they can bite it. The cars have super-powered engines in case the people are in a hurry. Not everyone has cars, some people have motorboards. The currency is paprusy. There are 56 paprusy in a ruben. And ten ruben in a scit. Terry Lally Money swims in the water instead of fish. When I need money I go fishing. Sometimes money comes out of my tap. I keep money in a fish tank instead of a piggy bank. Angela Pollard Cups and teabags grow on the trees When i want a drink I take a cup off the tree. Kettles grow like flowers. I like my hot cup of tea. Helen Gaze My country is made of mashed potato: everything is mushy. I eat tables and chairs, I eat lampposts. When I go to sleep I lie on a soggy bed. Jenny |